December 2010
28663.) I wanna do something great with my life,...
I got a crush on you
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
At 1am in the morning...
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
hehehehehehhehe
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Well I butter not tell you, you might.. spread it. Did you hear the joke about the pizza ? Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda.. cheesy. Did you hear the joke about the corn ? Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda.. corny. Did you hear the joke about my penis ? Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...
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That awkward moment when you tell your parents...
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
when i see someone i hate:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
when your crush pass by
you will be all like:
EXPECTATIONS:
but the REALITY is:
and you’re just like:
When the test papers are returned, and..
you failed and you have the lowest score in class:
you failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
you passed:
you get the highest score in class:
your friend gets the highest score in class:
someone you don’t like gets the highest...
person i hate says hi to me .
Admit it. You're the 'advice giver' to a...
firstheartstrings:
Yeahhhhhhh.
When girls are on their period: Girl; "Hey can you...
lostinsilence:
ALWAYS. OMG.
You never really notice how many curse words are...
That awkward moment after you finish reading a...
HAHAHAHAHAH
taylorswift-and-onedirection asked: hey syiqah. followed you. Mind following back?
Mojo So Dope - Kid Cudi
When the test papers are returned, and.. (SHINee...
You failed and you have the lowest score in class:
You failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
You failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
You failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
You passed:
You get the highestscore in class:
Your friend gets the highest score in class:
Someone you don’t like gets the highest score in...
My exact face when someone calls me cute.
That stage in a friendship where you can start...
When your crush pass by (SHINee version)
You will be like:
EXPECTATIONS:
but the REALITY is:
So You’re just like:
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA IMMA BITCH? TAKES A BITCH TO KNOW A...
Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
Mr. Moseby: You can’t even see it.
Zack: You can’t see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.
That awkward moment when Santa ACTUALLY brings you...
ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TUMBLR GAVE TO...
Twelve error messages
Eleven Little Monsters
Ten Hogwarts students
Nine Mean Girls Quotes
Eight hipster pictures
Seven rude anons
Six meme faces
FIVE DANCING GIFS
Four reblogs
Three new followers
Two liked posts
And an always empty ask box
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ WHO CARES, I'M AWESOME
Ohhhhh yeah \m/